Love you long time

Before I tell you about the best meal I had ever eaten I have to tell you about the stupid fucking Indians on my flight to KL. I had to verbally abuse an Indian who refused to turn his mobile phone off during the flight, he was told twice by the gay attendent but I gave some grace as the plane was positioning its self on the run way but as the plane was full thrust and taking off he received a call and answered.....black out I lost my rag and threw a barrarge of fucks and cunts at him then batted his phone to the ground telling him im not going to die because you want to get on who wants to be a millionaire, his friend sitting next to me was laughing and from that point it was a war over who had the arm rest, he had his elbows litterally halfway onto my side so when ever he dozed off I made a point of moving his arm and waking him up. Once the plane landed like the second it had all the Indians got up trying to get their baggage, they truley are a stupid race.

Well the best meal I have had on this trip was in Malay and it was....................A quarter pounder meal. I know what your thinking sell out but I hadnt eaten for nearly 40 hours as the food in Trichy was at best rat food and I had no currency for the plane meal so seeing those golden arches as I reached the airport was too much, I would have got something exotic in there if they had it like a McWong burger or a McWang deluxe but they just had the normal stuff.

Women sometimes judge men on their shoes etc and I think I judge countries by their airports which is why I knew KL was going to be amazing as the airport was top notch even better than Gatwick and Heathrow. Kl was expensive compared to India and I spent quite a bit their but the place is really great to travel. They have a monorail system and an amazing easy bus route so getting round was so easy. The only drag is the weather, it is 30 degrees but that is not the problem as I am used to the heat, it was the humidity that was over bearing, it was like breathing in water, most places were A/C well except for my room but soon as you step outside bang your drenched in sweat again.

I done all the tourist things, petronas towers, KL tower, aqua, zoo, but I just wished I had more time to have gone to the rain forest their and walked the canopy. The city has many little touches that make it a cut above the rest, liket the toilets that squirt your ass and the traffic lights that give times of how long they will be on red/green.

Nightlife in Kl was great too but still expensive although that was a good thing as their were a lot of trannys about, it is like a landmine field!

Good news despite some rumours that I have put weight on im glad to announce that I have in fact lost 2 stone!! On a bad note my tan is fading fast as there is no sun out yet.

I am now in Ho Chi Min city (Saigon) and I will do another blog once I have more stuff to write but it is just crazy here.

Love you long time (I actually heard it and it made me laugh)