Best Laid Plans

Not sure how long this entry will be as I am tired from an 8 hour trek and also the keyboard is stiffer than a body at the morgue.

After leaving Vang Vien I went down to the capital of Laos Vientianne which was quite boring but they had the 25th Asian games (Sea games) taking place so it was a little more lively, everything there can be seen in a day so I hired a tuk tuk driver and went to Buddah park and went to the main Wat (temple) which looked exactly like every other Wat or Pagoda I have seen in Asia. I also obtained my Cambodian visa here. From here I got a sleeper bus down to 4000 islands, the sleeper bus was double beds and you had to sleep next to strangers, I was at the back with 4 other strangers on the one big bed, lucky for me 2 people decided they could not do that so left leaving 3 people to 5 beds, I thought this would have been ok but the person next to me had to sleep like a star and take up all room and he even tried spralling over onto my part until I pretended to stir and áccidently' elbow him. I could also tell the people who had never been on sleeping buses as they were eating and drinking lots, school boy error as they were complaining that they could not go toilet.

I went to Don Khong the main island and I cylced round it on one of those push bikes with no gears, I should have taken the oppertunity to get a semi auto bike and learned to ride that as the roads were empty. There was nothing to do here so I left the next morning on a boat and headed to Don Det where there were more backpackers, I done a kayaking trip to see the dozen Irrawaddy dolphins left in the river, it took 4 hours and we stopped off in Cambodia (Illegal) for lunch. Lucky for us we saw the dolphins as I would not been pleased to have kayaked that far (20km) for nothing. After making some more friends (have litteraly met hundreds of people) we got the bus to Pnom Penh in Cambodia, the first stop however was a rest station where kids had bags of tarrantuals where they would put them on you if you wanted or didnt want them, heart attack does not even come close.

Pnom Penh or Sean Penn as we called it due to convincing some girls because he was concieved there thats how its pronnounced was a bustling dirty city that remdinded me in parts of Bagdad, this was the only place in Asia where I have felt weary. I visited the killing fields where you get to see where the khamer rouge killed over 8000 people in the mass graves, bones and clothing still sticking out the floor where the mass graves havent been dug up. Themagic tree where they beat cambodians heads against to save the bullets. There is a monument there of skulls which goes sky high. I also visited S21 detention centre where a former school was turned into a torture centre where cambodians were tortured and killed so this was not a cheery day. I did plan to shoot an AK-47 but due to illness this didnt happen.

The plans I made have not gone to plan I never intended to go to Laos or Cambodia but here I am, now im thinking about on the way home, I am thinking South Americas would be good before England but who knows, all I know is that I will never have a normal beach holiday again as travelling is so addictive. Russia, China, Mongolia who knows where.

Everyone have a great New Years